Story of my life.

Hi.

During World War II, Josephine Baker served with the French Red Cross and was an active member of the French resistance movement. The French Resistance was a group of individuals who helped to win the war against the German Nazis enemy with undercover work. Using her career as a cover Baker became an intelligence agent, carrying secret messages written in invisible ink on her sheet music. She was awarded honor of the Croix de Guerre, and received a Medal of the Resistance in 1946. In 1961 she received the highest French honor, the Legion d’Honneur from French president Charles deGaulle.

She would also tuck tiny notes into her skirts when she did burlesque routines, and would dance up to the intended recipient and let him pluck it out.  Really brave, really smart, really interesting lady, on top of all her artistic talents.

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balls2-thewalls:

lesbatronswag:


there is a banana in his republic

omg. Hahahahaha 

OH MY

balls2-thewalls:

lesbatronswag:

there is a banana in his republic

omg. Hahahahaha

OH MY

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Heyyyyyyy

Why all of a sudden I start missing “you”? YOU!! YES! HAHAH! Nde, ung freshmen year ako, yung walang boyfriend, everyone single, lahat down sa lahat! Pipick upin ako ng mga ala una ng madaling araw, on a school night of course, tapos kakain sa Jollibee, tapos ghost hunting na! Woohoo, party party! Shet, miss na miss ko na un.. To be honest, ang boring na ng buhay ko, eh. Rarely nalang ako na “OMG! BEST DAY EVAAAH BITCH!” Ung tipong talgang bukal sa loob ko! (teeh, taglish? Taglish?) Anywhoo, ung lahat masaya. Nde ko ba alam kung anong nangyari sa circle of friends ko, nawala. Ung mga kaibigan ko pala, lahat nlng nawala. HAHA! Lahat ng close ko, unti unting nawawala. Hanggang makakakita na ko ng bago tapos ung mga luma magtatampo “Ay pinagpalit mo na kame” blahblahblah. Whatever, ain’t mah fault, gurlfrend. ANYWAYS! Gusto ko lng maglabas ng feelings. HAHAHAHHA! Wala ng masabihan, eh. Edi dito nlng tutal may makakabasa naman at ewan tang ina. Kahit sino na makabasa nito. Kung sino man nakakabasa nito! OLAH MI AMIGA! OR AMIGO ORRR AMIGAGO (FOR HOMOSEXUALS) HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA! Ang hava naman nito atiiih, di ba pagod ang daliri mo? Magkamuscle ung daliri mo nyan teeh. HAHAH! TALKING TO MAH SELF COS I’M FEEL SO ALONE NOW! Wala na kong “true friend” if you know what I meaaan. HAHA! SYEMPRE NILAGYAN KO NG ” UNG TRUE FRIEND KASI BASTA! EWAN LICHI. Buhay ko ngayon puro, CARLOCARLOCARLO. Eh ang boring naman ni Carlo, walang gustong puntahan, pagniyaya ko magagalit the fuck? Yaan mo ARIELLE, makakadrive ka na, at ikaw nlng maggala mag isa mo tutal wala ka ng kaibigan, just trust yourself ok? HAHAHHAHAHAHAHA! Hay, once na may trabaho na ko dun nlng iikot mundo ko at kay mimcey my loving dog at kay carlo. I guezzzzz. Putang inang buhay kasi to, sobrang fucked up na. NAKO! KUNG ALAM NYO LNG!!!!!! HAHAH! Iiyak kayo. No lie, like fucked up lahat lahat sa buhay ko. As in lahat. LAHAT LAHAT!! Buti nga di ko naiisipan magpakamatay dahil, pssh, is only for dumb people.  Bat ko papatayin sarili ko? Eh, ang dami pang cute na damit sa mall! PSHHH!!! PSSH!!! Pag nasa cementeryo ako nde ako makakabili ng cute stuff, puro langgam na ko! Ewwwwwwwwww. Anyways, maghuhugas na ko ng pwet, dahil natae ako ngaun. Bhaay!

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timothydelaghetto:

Now that’s fuckin cute.

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nothinginlifecomeseasy:

LOL! LMAO! LMFAO! :)) =)) 

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West $ide erryday all day, bruh

!!!!!

Mother of god, I’ve been pooping like crazy now. LIKE HELL IS BREAKING LOSS INSIDE MY BUTTHOLE! -__- AND IM ON MY PERIOD SO THATS WORST!!!!! MOTHER EFFERRRRR! 

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